Christmas Fun

Posted On November 2, 2008

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Reasons Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Man

A Christmas tree doesn’t care how many other Christmas trees you have had in the past.

A Christmas tree doesn’t care if you have an artificial one in the closet.

When you are done with a Christmas tree you can throw it on the curb and have it hauled away.

A Christmas tree doesn’t get jealous around other Christmas trees.

A Christmas tree doesn’t care if you watch football all day.

A Christmas tree doesn’t get mad if you tie it up and throw it in the back of your pickup truck.

A Christmas tree is always erect.

Even small ones give satisfaction.

A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.

A Christmas tree always looks good – even with the lights on.

A Christmas tree is always happy with its size.

A Christmas tree has cute balls.

A Christmas tree doesn’t get mad if you break one of its balls.

You can throw a Christmas tree out when it’s past its prime

You don’t have to put up with a Christmas tree all year.

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